How are horoscopes accurate?

Cassidy Pangrazio: They're not at all accurate. Astrology is a primitive superstition, not something real.

Russ Kiernan: These are not very accurate for sun sign. They were just put there to "butter" people up so that they will like their website. Use this one instead: http://astro-software.com/cgi-bin/astro/natal

Porfirio Gartland: Horoscopes are not real. They are made up and stupid